I BE SHIT'N ON YOU HOE!!!

So if you didn't already know, my summer is going pretty well so far. I've been given a position as a writer for Art Nouveau Magazine, I'm interning with Muddy Water Music Group, and I'm working with Morehouse PSP. Now I'm still financially f*cked, but I these opportunities will allow me room for much growth in many areas and I thank God for that.
Needless to say, I'm super excited about this summer. When I got the email welcoming me to the Muddy Water team, I was also given a to-do list. lol They put me straight to work, but the work is RIGHT up my alley. Once it gets into full gear, I should have plenty to write about in Art Nouveau Magazine. See how that all falls in place together?
Along with this, I've received offers to work with other companies and have had plenty of proposals for artwork. Look at God!
I of course want to give thanks to God, those who have been rooting for me since day1, and of course Geisha. It was when I adopted her principles that my life took this upward soar into the sky. With that being said, I've decided to marry my goals. My goals and I have come to understand one another better these days, and we're tying the knot. We both agree that life is too short for all the bullshit. So I want to encourage any and everyone who reads this to live for you and strongly consider marrying your goals. While you think about that, I'm back to shit'n on dese hoes!! (Implied projectile diarrhea)

P.S. If you don't know about Geisha, I suggest you find out. Upgrade ya life!

Life ain't too shabby... ain't too shabby at all.

It's a little difficult to give you a good story when there is no drama in my life. Everything has been going pretty good for the last few weeks. So I think I'll just start talking about other peoples' struggles. OMG OMG JK JK MY BFF Jill!! I wouldn't do that. Wouldn' ha' no riiight! So I'll just tell you about the great things that have taken place and try to make it as exciting as possible (with it still being truthful... I don't 'lieve in dat lyin for a good story.)
So... Me, Motown, Bobby, and (making her debut in my blog... pronounced Lee-see) Licci, went to the Atlanta Botanical Garden this Saturday. It was free, because it was the first weekend of the month, and we are all part of a special cult that allows its members to get in certain places for free on the first weekend of every month... Ok... so it's not a cult. But the organization will remain confidential. hehehe!! So anyway... We had the opportunity to see SCULPTUUUUURE... IN... MOOOTIOOOON!! A COLLECTION OF SCULPTURES MOVED BY BIOKINETIC FORCES LIKE WIIIIND... WATEEEER... AAAAND ELECTROMAGNETIC FIIIIELDZZZZ!!! Along with the Sculpture in motion exhibit was the Scarecrow exhibit which showcased the creations from different people and cults... ok they were just organizations in the community. Amongst these scarecrows were displays of all sorts, including a Martha Stewart scarecrow, displays of hood-rich lifestyles, and reeeeads for ya A$$!!! They were quite interesting if I do say so myself. Along with these great exhibits was of course the expected phenomenal vegetation of many species. The part that impressed me most was the tropical vegetation greenhouse. Though it was hot and humid and I dropped my phone, scaring me half to death, my expedition partners and I managed to enjoy it as we walked around with a gait like Lorraine's and produced sound effects to match. We didn't get to see all of it, because they couldn't handle the heat. (I was feeling lite-headed low-key...) So we concluded our expedition and went back to campus, where we finished the evening off with movies and late-night rations. It was a good day. Next time we'll start it sooner though. Cuz we got a little lost on the way to our destination. Tti!!

Life... Sometimes it ain't that bad.

I know! I know! I know! It's been forever and a day since I've done a new post. But it's been up until this point (in the AM hours on my friend's computer) that I have had the time, energy, and spirit to write a new one. Since the last time we met, I have left from my place of summer employment and am back at school for my junior year. And y'all?? Junior year is going soooo much better than the previous years of college. My weeks have not been easy, but hey... it's not supposed to be. The thing is, I've been able to overcome these challenges. At the end of every week I am able to say "I worked my a$$ off and it showed!" This is how it's supposed to be. This is how my life story is supposed to go. The trials this artist goes through are supposed to conclude in victory. So right now... I'm happy. Sometimes life ain't that bad.

OMG Are You Fucking Serious???!!!

Ok... Yeah... I f'n hate work... And I f'n hate the deaf a** dumb a** f's who called today. I know why I can't save "it" for a rainy day. Cuz I'd turn it into the most beautiful and brilliant light... ^_^ AND THROW IT IN PEOPLE'S F'N FACES!! And it'll leave them f'n faceless. The absence of a face to match their absence of class and absence of anything slight of intelligence.

On a much lighter note... I thank God for the people who don't think the world revolves around them. The people who are caring and giving and wanna help you when they see you in need especially the ones who are just observant of their surroundings and hear you across the room asking someone for change for a dollar... and they ask you "You need a dollar?" because they know you're struggling and not too ashamed to say it, but just not sure if anyone cares. Yep... These are the people who keep me from becoming a super villain and changing my name to Theiolar. lol But yeah, thank you to the family, friends, and just good people who keep me from the dahkness dep in meh eart (darkness deep in my heart). I love you!!

Oh yeah... And my chair broke today too. LMAO Didn't fall or nothin. The back part just came off. ROFLMAO... Holla!

What Is The World Coming To??!!!

So... I had some real crazies call Friday (June 11th). They would NOT listen!! They were UMBLEEBLY incompetent! I was giving them everything I had for them. Dumbing it down to the simplest level I found possible, so that any bumbling idiot with the brain capacity of at least a two year old (a slow and fuckin dumb one). Yet this ultimate level of simplicity was too much for these bumbling idiots to comply to. Look... either do what the fuck I'm tellin you... or talk to my supervisor... YOU FUCKING... IDIOTS!!!! You DON'T wanna follow any of my directions, so either talk to my supervisor, or hang da fuck up... Either way... GET DA FUCK OFF MY PHONE!!!

Yeah... I Definitely Need To Put It In A Pocket

So today had it's ups and downs at work. I had some calls that took hours. I caught a tone with one guy just to test him and he was still nice and happy with my dealings of the issue he had. I think my supervisor got a lil frustrated with me today too, because of my constant struggles handling calls, but at the end of my shift when I was leaving she was basically tellin me to not worry about it. Don't take it home with me. Just leave that stress at the workplace. I felt so loved! I must say, the supervisors at my job really are very caring individuals.

Before I go... Special thanks to my friend Shun and his friend DeDe for picking me up on my walk back from McDonald's. That walk was hell, and I probably wouldn't have been able to eat my lunch because of the time, if it weren't for them. So yeah... Thanks y'all!

Oh and my Dad also reminded me of Reba today. So for the first time in over a month I watched Reba again! Love that show. It's hilarious!!... Well... gotta hit this pillow. G'Night!! ^_^

I Do Think the Weekend Had Something to do With it... Still some other Ish Goin On Though...

So... today was a lil less hellish. I was still messin up alot. But some stuff I just really don't get. I could swear so many things were done right, but somehow were going wrong, so I'm n0t gonna burden myself with the guilt. I had a really nice technician call today though. Apparently while trying to conference the call, some shit went wrong, so he had all the reason in the world to be pissed. He got a lil upset, dropped the d bomb and minutes later apologized for getting upset. What do I do that makes everyone who calls love me so much. I wish I could keep it in my pocket like a fallen star and save it for a rainy day.